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Here's an interesting email chain of just how complicated it can be to accommodate - - - everyone! Editor's Note: I'm reasonably sure what follows is wholly fictional, and it is certainly meant in good fun. No offense intended - and, hopefully, none taken... You can follow the chain back through the links here - I hope you'll enjoy the "journey" and get a big laugh...maybe share it...or parts of it, anyway...at YOUR holiday party! Here goes... FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director Holiday party planning MEMO TO ALL EMPLOYEES RE: Christmas PARTY ON DEC. 23RD DATE: DEC. 1ST I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23, starting at noon in the banquet room at Luigi's Open Pit Barbecue. No-host bar, but plenty of eggnog! We'll have a small band playing traditional carols…feel free to sing along. And don't be surprised if our CEO shows up dressed as Santa Claus! A Christmas tree will be lit at 1:00 P.M. Exchange of gifts among employees can be done at that time, however, no gift should be over $10.00 to make the giving of gifts easy for everyone's pockets. This gathering is only for employees! A special announcement will be made by our CEO at that time! Merry Christmas to you and your family. Patty --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Here's an interesting email chain of just how complicated it can be to accommodate - - - everyone!
Editor's Note: I'm reasonably sure what follows is wholly fictional, and it is certainly meant in good fun. No offense intended - and, hopefully, none taken...
You can follow the chain back through the links here - I hope you'll enjoy the "journey" and get a big laugh...maybe share it...or parts of it, anyway...at YOUR holiday party!
Here goes...
FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
Holiday party planning
MEMO TO ALL EMPLOYEES
RE: Christmas PARTY ON DEC. 23RD
DATE: DEC. 1ST
I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23, starting at noon in the banquet room at Luigi's Open Pit Barbecue. No-host bar, but plenty of eggnog! We'll have a small band playing traditional carols…feel free to sing along. And don't be surprised if our CEO shows up dressed as Santa Claus! A Christmas tree will be lit at 1:00 P.M. Exchange of gifts among employees can be done at that time, however, no gift should be over $10.00 to make the giving of gifts easy for everyone's pockets. This gathering is only for employees! A special announcement will be made by our CEO at that time!
Merry Christmas to you and your family.
Patty
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