A Little Friday File Fun

And now it's time for FRIDAY FILES!
By PS

In Holmdel, New Jersey, Holmdel High School staff and athletic coaches had alerted a school resource officer “that they were finding human feces” at or near the track and football field “on a daily basis,” according to the Asbury Park Press, and an investigation was launched. School staffers monitored the field until they identified the superintendent of the Kenilworth School District as the culprit. One community member told Patch New Jersey there had been at least eight poop detections in the past few months.

 

In Rittman, Ohio, a couple was startled to find a stranger who had helped himself to leftover Easter candy and then fell asleep on the couch of their apartment. Rittman police say a 36-year-old man climbed through an unlocked window, got his a sugar fix and fell asleep overnight in the couple’s living room. A male resident of the home called 911 around 6 a.m. the next morning to report that “some random guy” wouldn’t wake up. He can be heard yelling at the man to “get out of here.” The man did leave and was arrested nearby.

 

Near Slupca, Poland, a tractor-trailer overturned on a highway, spilling tons of liquid chocolate that solidified into a huge sticky mess. The private broadcaster TVN24 showed images of an overturned truck surrounded by brown chocolate covering six lanes on the A2 motorway, blocking traffic in both directions. Rescue officials said the liquid chocolate was solidifying as it cooled and would require large amounts of hot water to clear away. A senior brigadier with the fire brigade of Slupca said, “The cooling chocolate is worse than snow.”