If you haven’t yet tuned into “the Subservient Chicken,” you’re in for a treat – and yes, you CAN have it your way. This “virtual chicken” (a guy dressed up in a chicken suit) will pretty much do anything you ask him to do. Even your boss will get a kick out of this one (my personal favorite – “play air guitar,” although “drop dead” is pretty funny also).
Other suggestions: “die”, “work at Taco Bell”, and “egg.”
You can check it out at http://www.subservientchicken.com/