A Little Friday File Fun

In Kansas City, Missouri, a woman woke up feeling discomfort in her ear. She told local station WDAF-TV she went to her doctor to find out what was wrong. A medical assistant looked into her ear and thought there was an insect in it. It turns out it was a brown recluse spider, a species with a bite that can cause stinging pain and severe lesions that require medical attention. Fortunately, a doctor was able to remove it, and it did not bite the woman. However, she says she now puts cotton balls in her ears at night.

 

In Hudson, Florida, a man called 911, and when police arrived on to his residence, they found a machete in the yard that reportedly belonged to his friend, according to local station WTVT. The friend reportedly took a BM in the man’s toilet and didn’t appreciate it when the resident had to remind him to flush it. The “friend” threatened to chop the man with a machete. Pasco County sheriff’s deputies arrested the suspect on a felony aggravated assault charge.

 

In Rochester, New Hampshire, a woman is fighting the state Department of Motor Vehicles over her 15-year-old vanity license plate showing a common parental phrase. Seacoastonline.com reports the woman has been asked to surrender the plate, which reads “PB4WEGO.” The state says phrases related to excretory acts aren’t permitted.
There is no rope, just army ants.

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This baby is starting his dance career early.

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