Some Friday File Fun

So here’s a couple of thousand worth (or so):

(1) Not sure if this will work on your car – – – actually not absolutely sure it will work on any car – – – but who can resist a chance to find out “How to Open Your Locked Door with a Tennis Ball?     MORE

(2) – – – In Limerick, Pennsylvania , a would-be thief broke into Vince & Tony’s Pizza Restaurant there – – – by tossing a cement block through the glass door – – – running in, grabbing a tip jar by the register – – – then turning back around – – – running INTO the other glass door, bouncing off, and dropping most of their “take” from the tip jar – – – what did they get away with?   $15 or so – – – and a headache – – – and it’s on tape  HERE

(3) – – – And finally, in Westchester, New York , Dane Christian, 26, was being pursued by a New York State trooper – – – but, rather than pull over, he tried to outrun them – – – traveling at speeds up to 155 mph – – – eventually blowing his transmission, and losing his forward gears – – – but did that stop Dane?   No, he simply shifted into reverse – – – and at speeds up to 40 mph – – – in reverse – – – drove backwards down Exit 3 ramp in Armonk and out onto Route 22 – – – on the wrong side of the roadway – – – in reverse – – – Dane continued through a residential area – – – but, no doubt as a result of his being forced to drive backwards, he missed a dead end street sign – – – though not the tree at the end of it – – – oh, and he did all of this in a stretch limousine – – – and most of it is on tape at  MORE