Look for these while you’re on the road:
- I have an IQ in the top 2%. Who cares about the other 95%?
- I’m so far behind, I thought I was first.
- I am the English Teacher about whom your mother warned you.
- I’m 33 1/3 RPM in an iPod world.
- I don’t know why I’m even out of bed.
- If I’m talking, everyone should be taking notes.
- Where is the rapture when you need it?
- Better half a slogan…
- Don’t believe everything you think.
- Without geometry, life is pointless.
- Life is too short to worry about how short life is.
- I’m retired. Go around me.
- To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.
- I’m always late. My ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.
- How do I set a laser printer to stun?
- IRS: Be Audit You Can Be
- Without ME, it’s just AWESO.
- As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
- If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
- I have the body of a god. Buddha.
- The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.