Where Is the Rapture When You Need It?

April 28, 2009 (PLANSPONSOR.com) - Vacation time is coming soon, and if you travel by automobile, you're sure to see some interesting - and funny - bumper stickers.

Look for these while you’re on the road:

  • I have an IQ in the top 2%. Who cares about the other 95%?
  • I’m so far behind, I thought I was first.
  • I am the English Teacher about whom your mother warned you.
  • I’m 33 1/3 RPM in an iPod world.
  • I don’t know why I’m even out of bed.
  • If I’m talking, everyone should be taking notes.
  • Where is the rapture when you need it?
  • Better half a slogan…
  • Don’t believe everything you think.
  • Without geometry, life is pointless.
  • Life is too short to worry about how short life is.
  • I’m retired. Go around me.
  • To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.
  • I’m always late. My ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.
  • How do I set a laser printer to stun?
  • IRS: Be Audit You Can Be
  • Without ME, it’s just AWESO.
  • As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
  • If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
  • I have the body of a god. Buddha.
  • The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.
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