Benefits February 17, 2009

Why Go Elsewhere to be Cheated? Come Here First

February 17, 2009 (PLANSPONSOR (b)lines) - Sometimes misprints are funny due to typographical or spelling errors, but some are funny because the words can be taken with a different meaning than the writer intended.

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Here are some funny ad misprints from newspapers cited on a UK Web site.

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Auto Repair Service: Free pickup and delivery. Try us once, you’ll never go anywhere again.
Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not drink or smoke.
Now is the time to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.
Used cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first.
Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it for you.
For sale: Antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers
Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person
Try our herbal remedies. You can’t get better.
City printers seeks work manager, medium-sized but, expanding.
School wants experienced man to take almost entire responsibility for the lowest form of boys.
WASHING DONE – in my home including bachelors.
Woman wanted to share fat with another.
Sports leather coat for lady in perfect condition.